so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.
I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.
I love how it gets more elaborate each time. These boys are thinking this through.
This is my favorite post of all timelaughing so hard
Tsuritama - Opening
vincent van gogh: pls buy my paintings
person: lol no thanks
vincent van gogh:
my friend kevinkevinson and i were watching the pairs figure skating olympics today and really wanted to see a routine where the roles are reversed in the pairs - and i said i wanted a big woman and a little man….. brienne of tarth and jaime lannister
they would be beautiful you guys
Born and raised. In Pondicherry, in what was the French part of India. My father owned the zoo, and I was delivered on short notice by a herpetologist, who was there to check on the Bengal monitor lizard. Mother and I were both healthy, but the poor lizard escaped and was trampled by a frightened cassowary. The way of karma, huh? The way of God. (Life of Pi, 2012)
things i dont need in my life:
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
can you imagine remus harping on sirius all the time for smelling like a wet dog, and sirius one day gets so tired of it that he just bathes himself in amortentia so he’ll smell like things remus loves. and then he just smugly goes up to remus, “what do i smell like now?” and remus just rolls his eyes like, “you smell like chocolate and wet dog, nice try covering it up.”
remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing